these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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