The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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