That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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