At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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