"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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