i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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