do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Oh god it's open bar.
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