Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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