Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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