whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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