so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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