sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
It's rum buckets o'clock
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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