quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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