drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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