So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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