Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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