I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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