Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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