You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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