Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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