We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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