was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
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