I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
honey bunches of taint.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
You pole danced in your parka.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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