you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
