So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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