I wish i was in the wii world.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Let's get the cat blown out
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