U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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