Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
it's like heaven, but drunker
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
i now understand why vodka
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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