his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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