Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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