I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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