Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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