very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
