question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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