I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
