what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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