We won't sleep together?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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