Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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