ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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