school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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