Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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