Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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