I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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