turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I am one with the molecules
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