I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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