did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
