I want to stick my p in your. b.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Is that strawberry winking at me??
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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