It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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