So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
God, I missed his penis.
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