Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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