You're a womanizer and a bitch.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Randomize
